I have a lot of random thoughts bouncing around in my mind today, so... what better place to let them out but here... I mean, that is what we do here isn't it? So, here it is... exactly what I'm thinking in this moment...

• Some people are just crazy, I mean seriously deranged. Really, everyone (myself included) has a bit of insanity coursing through them; but some people take that little nugget and run with it. And, all too often, I get the distinct privilege of listening to an exorbitant amount of insignificant drama professed by people who really should just be sent to an extended stay psychiatric facility. Yay me...
• I want a tattoo... have for awhile. Unfortunately, I just found out Monday that what I always wanted is too big for my little foot. Fantastic... You know, because it's so easy to just find something that you want inked on your body for the rest of your existence...
• I have the best friends ever. I feel like it is not a "what's on my mind" post without adding that in somewhere.
• For someone who is always single, I am never lacking someone to talk to or drag along to a continuous stream of parties and weddings. I am pretty sure, however, that this actually makes me insanely masochistic; considering that I start these relationships with the full intent of not getting attached, yet I always do. And, still...it continues...
• I want a bicycle. Really. I have convinced myself that if I had one, I would actually ride it. And, then, I would carry it up the three flights of stairs to my apartment without complaint. I'm going to think this one through a bit more...
• If I hadn't been born with the sorriest excuse for knees ever created, I just know I would have been an insane hip-hop dancer. I mean, I've got some serious moves for a white girl from the South. Also note that where I come from, we consider Weezy F. Baby as our next of kin regardless of how obviously Irish/Italian we may be... Anyway, watching Step Up 3 as I dressed for work this morning basically reinforced my conviction that I totally missed my calling to dance in ultimate dance battles! 
• I want a crock-pot... anyone know how legit the Skinny Crockpot Girls website is? Are those really "skinny" recipes or is it faux-skinny? I have a hard time believing anything is actually going to keep me from ballooning unless Bethenny Frankel endorses it. Skinny Girl Margarita anyone???
• One of my best friends is having her bachelorette party this weekend; at a casino, on a beach, where I don't have to leave the hotel ever... I'd like to think I'm not going to make a fool of myself but considering that I'm basically THAT friend... the odds are certainly not in my favor in regard to not getting lost or passing out in some public place...
• My clothes rack that serves as both extra storage and room decor fell over today... That should probably tell me something. Yet, I am still waiting to hear back about the arrival of the nude wedges that I can't seem to live without...Is it still considered hording if you wear them all???
• Fractured toes are about as cool as they sound... even cooler when you were born to defy everything (including your own body) and wear heels anyway... Who's smart? This girl...
• I always feel super sassy in this necklace...
• I put a little statue of Buddha on my coffee table today, and I must say... I feel significantly more grown up now...

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